What are some of life’s greatest ironies?

• A pair of shoes typically costs 600–1,000 INR, but its place is below the feet.

• A bindi (colored dot worn by Indian women) costs 1 INR, but it is worn on the forehead.

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• Salt may not be sweet, but it has never attracted insects.

• Sugar, no matter how sweet it is, does.

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• She uses her body to get the money.

• She uses her money to get the body.

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• We light candle in the memory of someone who has passed away.

• We put off candle to celebrate our birthday.

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• Wine sellers never come to us to sell wine.

• Milkman comes to our home to sell milk.

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• Shoes are sold in air-conditioned stores.

• Food is sold on the roadside.

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• You don’t like white hair, but you like white skin.
• You like black hair, but you dislike black skin.

Aren’t they looking gorgeous together?

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• He runs for his stomach.

• He too runs for his stomach.

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• This is your necessity.

• But, the same thing is their luxury.

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This is a light hearted answer based on few of my observations. Readers are requested to please refrain from generalisation.

Source : Quora (Samujjal Das)